Holidays

                                  

INDEPENDENCE DAY
The 4th of July represents America’s Independence from Britain and
the birth of Democracy.

Speaking of the Brits..the only intelligent thing they ever did 
was putting the drivers seat right over there by the curb where it belongs.
Of course, then they moved the curb to the wrong side of the street. 

ANYWAY, the whole idea over that particular war was to be free of the Tyranny of The Crown.
WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT
THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL
Is, in fact, a bunch of crap!
ALL those righteous hypocrites who signed the “Declaration” 
HAD SLAVES!!!!!!! 
(hell, and Lincoln wouldn’t become President for another 88 years)
And as is “Human Nature” ( or what I call The “DUH’ Factor)
Our great ancestors Took that tyranny they fought so hard to escape and used it against those savages, 
those Peaceful natives that were, I guess, too peaceful. 
And , of course, they used it to give the people a false sense of security, which still goes on today.

The fact that you have a government sanctioned CLUB called
HOMELAND SECURITY
which allows the government to invade YOUR freedom, 
for any reason
without any excuse….
is NOT freedom by any definition! 
This should be a day of REVOLUTION against the corruption that is the government 
that you rely on FOR your freedom. 

But it is a holiday, so you are obligated to spend a lot of money to feed the machine in such a way 
that you’ll look and feel your best when you go back to work after you’re finished with all this nonsense.

Enjoy the fireworks!